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Inside Motherhood

Archive for the ‘Funnies’ Category

September 21st, 2007

Why ped days suck

Today, my daughter’s school board had a ped day. It was kind of silly since they’ve only been in school for what, three weeks, plus they had Labour Day in there, AND Kindergarten was only every second day for the first two weeks. On top of that, Canadian Thanksgiving in just a couple […]

By Sherry -- 1 comment

March 25th, 2007

Conversations with kids

A friend related this:
During his bath the other night, the spousage went into the room adjacent to put the radio on. Tuned to the local jazz station, a joyful vibraphone tune filled the air.
“What’s that?” asked The Toddler.
“That’s the radio,” I explained.
“No, it’s not,” countered The Toddler. “It’s jazz.”
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On Saturday, my kid and I were […]

By Christina -- 0 comments

February 12th, 2007

Don’t touch that! It’s SHOCKING!

I’m tired of being electricuted. I haven’t been convicted of any crime, so I don’t know why something in my life is trying to kill me.
Static electricity. Yeah, I got that. So does my son. It’s getting so bad I can’t give him a kiss without giving him a shock. You can see a blue […]

By Christina -- 0 comments

January 14th, 2007

Sunday Funnies: weaning a toddler

A friend of mine came to work one afternoon, still bright red, muttering under her breath. When I asked her what was wrong, she gave a rueful laugh. “I’m trying to wean my three year old daughter,” she said. “It’s not going so well.”
 My friend and her daughter had been at the grocery store earlier […]

By Christina -- 2 comments